Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Trapped In Paradise


It was a cool evening on the Boulevard Saint Germain.  I had arrived in Paris two days before, fresh off the train from London.  The entire week I had been in Europe with my grandparents had seemed almost like a dream sequence, like every single step I taken or sound I’d heard was in slow motion.  It was as though time itself knew that I needed to experience things thoroughly, to breathe a little more deeply than I did on American soil.  This vacation that my grandparents had gifted me for high school graduation was a dream come true, and I was not going to waste a moment.

 The previous evening, after checking in to our hotel and cleaning up a bit from our day of travel, we scoured the town for a restaurant that had any semblance of American cuisine.  At one point, we did food that appeared to us to be “safe” for our simple palates, but boy were we off base.  I ended up talking them into taking me to McDonald’s for a Royale with Cheese, the across-the-pond equivalent to the Quarter Pounder (I suppose because they use the metric system over there.)  This heavenly meal was capped off by my Papa taking me to the top of the Eiffel Tower, somewhere I had always had on my bucket list, if a seventeen year old girl can have a bucket list!

As magical as the evening before had been for me, my Nana had a surprise up her sleeve.  I thought that, after visiting the Louvre that day, my trip to the city of love could not get any more exciting, but I was so unbelievably wrong.  My grandmother had long known of my obsession with Grace Kelly, the stunning American movie star who gave up her fame and success in Hollywood to marry Prince Rainier of Monaco in 1956.  She packed up her whole life and moved to Monte Carlo, starting a family with her prince and living there until her tragic death in 1982.  My Nana let me know that she had located a train schedule, and she had found a passenger train that travelled to a depot in Monte Carlo that evening.  I had read in my travel guide that it was rare for European trains to run in remote areas on Sunday evenings, so I was ecstatic at the news.  Monte Carlo, here I come!

Now here is the point where I have to stop and explain something. I really need to emphasize that my Papa was not that interested in visiting Monaco.  In fact, my Papa wasn’t interested in many of the things that were on my list.  You see, at sixty-two years of age, he had already “been there, done that.”  And, he explained, if for some reason there existed some ruin that he had not scaled, some castle he had meandered through, some basilica that he actually did not have his photograph snapped in front of, there was probably some good reason for it.  Reverend Jack DeHart was content to sip American coffee and read the USA Today that was, without fail, available at every newsagent, every kiosque de journeaux, edicola, and zietungsstand we came across on our three-week long trek through Europe.  However, he did want me to have this trip.  If I wanted to travel on a train ride in to Monaco on Sunday evening, however pointless a trip that may be when there are plenty of books with glossy pictures on the subject, then “by God, we will go.”  Did you catch the sarcasm in that comment?  I sure did, but I didn’t care because I was about see where Grace Kelly lived!

We boarded the train from Nice to Monte Carlo sometime after 6:30 in the evening, so we arrived sometime close to 8 p.m. at the train depot.  I remember noting how chilly it was for a July evening, perhaps forgetting that I was on the other side of the world and therefore subject to weather of opposing seasons.  I felt like I was in an old Humphrey Bogart movie; the single black iron bench accompanied by a tall, lovely streetlamp were about the only things waiting to greet us at the deserted depot.  I immediately paused for a photo-op under the streetlamp, which called for my grandfather to give out a long sigh as though looking for somewhere to set down his newspaper so that he could snap a picture was physically painful for him.  I pretended not to care- I was in my amazing dress that I had bought at the amazing Louvre Mall (yes, the Louvre had a mall underneath it) and I was going to take an amazing picture under the amazing streetlamp, damnit!  The night sky was pitch black and littered with stars.  This place had to be magical.  Did Monaco have more stars than Texas, I wondered?  It certainly appeared so.  I was so wrapped up in the very idea that I was in Monte Carlo that it took a minute to realize that we, with the exception of a single night guardsman, were the only people in sight. Hmmm- I guess I never actually saw anyone else get off the train.

After a few minutes of walking down a dimly lit path, we came up on a gated edge to what I then realized was a cliff overlooking all of the port.  It was absolutely breathtaking.  There were grand ships resting far down below, docked right underneath casinos and restaurants and villages, all lit up by the night sky.  It was strangely peaceful for a destination of such nightlife.  What time was it?  Does everyone go to sleep by eight o’clock in Monte Carlo?

It turns out that I wasn’t too far off with my instincts.  After probably twenty minutes of wandering the paths and snapping a few photos, we ventured back to the train depot to find the night guard.  We asked where everyone was, and he informed us that everything closes very early on Sundays . . . including the train station.  When we asked when the train to take us back into town would be arriving, he let us know that they expect no other trains to pass through until Monday morning.  At that point, my Papa interrupted my grandmother and addressed the guard.  “Listen, Haus-we aren’t staying here in Monaco (which he always pronounced moh-nack-oh.)  We have a train ticket back into town, and I expect to get back there tonight.”  “Well, sir,” the guard replied with a thick Swiss accent,” you may definitely use that voucher to get you back to town, but not until tomorrow.  There is no train scheduled to pass here tonight.”  I honestly don’t remember the dialogue after that.  I only recall leaving my Nana to speak to the guard while I wandered with my grandpa, his jaw set, down a cobblestone path for about ten minutes to come upon the fanciest McDonald’s I’d ever seen.  It looked like they were closing up for the night, to which my Papa mumbled, “Wouldn’t you know it?  Wouldn’t you just know it?”  Just then a worker came out and let us know that unfortunately all of the equipment was shut down with the exception of the soft-serve ice cream machine.  My grandpa and I waited outside on the bench until the worker came out with two vanilla soft-serve cones with a stick of Cadbury’s chocolate protruding from each.  He handed her four thousand francs, or about eight dollars, and we sat and ate our cones in the moonlight.  If I leaned my body just so, I was able to see the side of the cliff that led to the castle where Princess Grace had lived.  I didn’t say much after that.  Instead I just soaked up the view, the wonder of where I was.

 We ended up getting back into town that night, although the circumstances escape me now.  It seems like a train that just happened to be passing through got us where we needed to go; I do recall that the port could not be reached by car or shuttle.  What does stick with me is the magical feeling of getting to see the town where Princess Grace Kelly once reigned, and the little bit of the sarcasm and cynicism that my Papa brought to the table before, during, and after the entire excursion.  I’m forever grateful, since I’m positive that’s where I got mine from.
 
 
 

 

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